There's one in every crowd.

Just played a lovely little SnG with Jules on Stars, and wouldn't you know it we get *that* guy.

You know the one...thinly veiled insults, backhanded pseudo compliments, country bashing (listen bozo...other people love their country just as passionately so BACK OFF). I can't even repeat the one thing he said that I found most vile...makes my stomach churn.

There's two roads I can take here: the high road where I mute and ignore, and the low road where I taunt and allow him to dig himself in deeper (or tilt me, whichever comes first).

And now, thanks to Jules, I have a middle road. Shakespearian insults - how wonderful! Seriously, what can a jackhole say to something like "[Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax"? Or this one: "Sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear".

And the nod to Monty Python's Grail. Classic. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time. *grin

Oh, and dude, here's one specially for you....

6 Responses to “There's one in every crowd.”

  1. # Blogger CarmenSinCity

    Those guys make games so "interesting".  

  2. # Blogger "The Rake"

    I enjoyed my first visit to your blog. You seem to be a very interesting person. You are probably a total opposite from me. However, I find it intriguing and interesting. Thanks for the good read and your 100 list is awesome.  

  3. # Blogger Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo

    Kat, those insults are truly classic. My two favorites:

    "Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!" I like this one because it subtly combines two insults into one: 1. I'd like to spit on you now. And 2. You're too dirty even for that!

    And my other favorite Shakespearean quote: "Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels." This one is good because, of course, anything with the word "whoreson" is automatically a killer insult.

    See you tonight at WWdN, Kat. I'm going to see what I can do about lasting beyond the first 10 or so players tonight.  

  4. # Blogger Guin

    I have used the ranting like a crazyman to throw people off at times...

    Guin used to be a pking mudder who liked to pick on people online!

    Just don't let them get to you and they will eventually stop.... tough to try to annoy people with no responses.  

  5. # Blogger Jestocost

    I fart in your general direction.  

  6. # Blogger drewspop

    "Bring out your dead!"  

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