I've been tagged by BamBam, and so here goes:
My "top five things you'd like something automated to be able to say" are:
My "top five things you'd like something automated to be able to say" are:
- Something like a Staples Easy button that says "No, I will not troubleshoot, fix, make recommendations or interact with your computer in any way. And especially not for free like you seem to think."
- Something like a Staples Easy button for school that says "No you may not got to the bathroom. You don't really have to go, you're just bored."
- Printers that shout to the person who used the last sheet of paper "FILL me dumbass!"
- A cell phone that says 'Charge me tonight, or I will fail midday tomorrow without notice."
- A proximity sensor on my motorcycle that would blare "BACK OFF!" to the guy tailgating me, or "I AM HERE! " to the idiots on their cellphones beside me who change lanes without looking first ("oh, I'm sorry I didn't see you." fucking cagers.).
- BONUS: when I set my alarm clock at night, a soft soothing voice will say, "There, that day's over. Tomorrow will be better".
Just 'cause you did this....
I personally offer to be that soft soothing voice !
Just don't whack the crap outta' the snooze button in the am !
((hugs))