Meme time

I've been tagged by BamBam, and so here goes:

My "top five things you'd like something automated to be able to say" are:
  1. Something like a Staples Easy button that says "No, I will not troubleshoot, fix, make recommendations or interact with your computer in any way. And especially not for free like you seem to think."
  2. Something like a Staples Easy button for school that says "No you may not got to the bathroom. You don't really have to go, you're just bored."
  3. Printers that shout to the person who used the last sheet of paper "FILL me dumbass!"
  4. A cell phone that says 'Charge me tonight, or I will fail midday tomorrow without notice."
  5. A proximity sensor on my motorcycle that would blare "BACK OFF!" to the guy tailgating me, or "I AM HERE! " to the idiots on their cellphones beside me who change lanes without looking first ("oh, I'm sorry I didn't see you." fucking cagers.).
  6. BONUS: when I set my alarm clock at night, a soft soothing voice will say, "There, that day's over. Tomorrow will be better".

1 Responses to “Meme time”

  1. # Blogger BamBam

    Just 'cause you did this....
    I personally offer to be that soft soothing voice !

    Just don't whack the crap outta' the snooze button in the am !

    ((hugs))  

Post a Comment

    Katitude



    My Photo    A Kat,
       her attitude, & her
       (mis)adventures
       in poker and life.

    View my complete profile

Links

    Click here for missives from the blogger pantheon.

Pimpage



Find the US friendly poker rooms or the new PokerStars marketing code. Read the new Bodog poker review or find some new Carbon Poker bonus info. Online Poker Room Reviews.


Looking for UK online casino websites? OPA is your destination. OPA is especially great for online baccarat aficionados who wish to learn how to play Baccarat and any other online casino games.

Who will go for Geld gewinnen with the poker bot and get the online casino bonus?
Go here for online Poker with the best poker bot


Play Poker Online
Online Poker at Full Tilt Poker
Play poker at the fastest growing online poker room




? Lernen Sie alles ├╝ber Pokern. Spielen Sie auf Everest Poker und auf Full Tilt Poker. Hier gibt es die besten Poker Bonus Codes. ?

Earn more money on online poker through rakeback. Get the best rakeback deals through Rakeback Lovers. Meet new friends in our poker community and earn money!



Want to advertise? Email me.



XML

Powered by Blogger

Blog Directory - Blogged


© 2007 Katitude
No part of the content or the blog may be reproduced without prior written permission.

website stats