Fuck x 24

  1. Fuck organic bread that goes moldy after two days.
  2. Fuck poker and the horse it rode in on.
  3. Fuck November and the end of the motorcycling season.
  4. Fuck parents who claim I don't know their child at all, even though I interact with her more in a week than they do.
  5. Fuck paperwork.
  6. Fuck shoes that make your feet smell after only two hours, no matter what spray or insoles you use.
  7. Fuck NaNoWriMo. I have too much pressure this month as it is.
  8. Fuck bad Chinese food that gives you indigestion for three days.
  9. Fuck people who let their dogs shit in children's playgrounds and don't pick it up (seriously...WTF!?!).
  10. Fuck dashed hopes.
  11. Fuck sports bras that don't do what they're supposed to, leading to discomfort after every workout.
  12. Fuck workouts.
  13. Fuck knitting patterns that require you to invest in $30 worth of different needles (circular x 3 sizes, double-pointed x 2 sizes).
  14. Fuck expensive nailpolish that chips after two days.
  15. Fuck people who borrow books and dvds, and never return them.
  16. Fuck having wrinkles AND pimples at the same time.
  17. Fuck bad customer service.
  18. Fuck Dell.
  19. Fuck spam.
  20. Fuck pretty people who think that that's enough.
  21. Fuck being alone for six weeks.
  22. Fuck Splenda. No, it doesn't taste just like sugar.
  23. Fuck perky. Yeah, I mean you. Dial it back, wouldja?
  24. Fuck it.

****

Yeah, it's been a bad day. See you at the Mookie.

10 Responses to “Fuck x 24”

  1. # Blogger CarmenSinCity

    What an uplifting post. ha ha  

  2. # Blogger Fuel55

    COCKTAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

  3. # Blogger Jules

    I see you've had a marvelous day darling :)  

  4. # Blogger BamBam

    If it weren't for Pebbles and Hunny Bunny.....

    I'd say fuck Bam-Bam..... ;o)

    But that just ain't happenin' either...

    So fuck that.

    29 sleeps 'till Fuck it all !!!

    I hope I made you giggle... just a little ?  

  5. # Blogger meanhappyguy

    Amen to at LEAST a dozen of those, especially the fucking moldy organic fucking bread and poop on the playground ones. COME ON!!!  

  6. # Blogger Falstaff

    Fuck it all, let's go to Vegas!  

  7. # Blogger TripJax

    Fuck Yeah!

    BTW, put your bread in the fridge...it will last twice as long...

    Fuck Yeah!  

  8. # Blogger Astin

    Fuck Tripjax for stealing the "Fuck Yeah!" opening I was going to use!

    I hate that bread shit. No way I can eat a loaf in 2 days. And when it turns, it turns FAST. That's why I have so much fucking bread in my freezer.

    I'm going to guess 17 and 18 are related.

    And Splenda? Fuck ALL artificial sweeteners! Sugar is where it's at! Maybe Stevia, but that's natural and doesn't even TRY to taste like sugar.

    28 days left.  

  9. # Blogger jusdealem

    A Fuck It list..I love it. I sure could write one of those too. :)  

  10. # Blogger Maudie

    I'm so fuckin' there. Fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuck... vegas - drinks, and the middle finger wave to the world, yes??  

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