Joannada arrives tomorrow.... and the weekend's fun begins.
Hair done and roots gone? Check.
Bounty purchased? Check.
Hotel confirmed? Check.
Laundry done? Check.
Heads up given to club? Check.
Yeah, that's five things I've accomplished. The rest of my to-do list looks like this:
Get air mattress and sleeping bag from storage locker. Decant, filter and bottle bacon vodka (just looked at it ... it is not a pretty sight). Pick up prizes and trophies from two separate places. Get cupcakes. Get bread. Go to school, get folding chairs and bring to Astin's (Saturday). Pedicure. Manicure. Depilate where appropriate. Pack. Get chocolate. Premix some martinis.
And in there somewhere I have to complete paperwork for inspection (this is a HUGE one because I hate paperwork with a passion that burns hotter than a thousand suns, and so avoid it until the last possible moment, which also happens to be the worst possible moment and so it proceeds to utterly bite me on the ass), finish ALL my marking, and write 75separate works of fiction report card comments. (Note to self: next year, check the school faculty calendar before setting the Eh-Vegas date.)
But wait, there's more.....
The rest of my to-do list is: Get drunk. Have fun. Act silly. Hug lots. Ass grab if the moment is right. Take pictures. Call IIF's with Dial-a-Shots.
Fuck the rest..I think I'll just focus on the last bit.
Hair done and roots gone? Check.
Bounty purchased? Check.
Hotel confirmed? Check.
Laundry done? Check.
Heads up given to club? Check.
Yeah, that's five things I've accomplished. The rest of my to-do list looks like this:
Get air mattress and sleeping bag from storage locker. Decant, filter and bottle bacon vodka (just looked at it ... it is not a pretty sight). Pick up prizes and trophies from two separate places. Get cupcakes. Get bread. Go to school, get folding chairs and bring to Astin's (Saturday). Pedicure. Manicure. Depilate where appropriate. Pack. Get chocolate. Premix some martinis.
And in there somewhere I have to complete paperwork for inspection (this is a HUGE one because I hate paperwork with a passion that burns hotter than a thousand suns, and so avoid it until the last possible moment, which also happens to be the worst possible moment and so it proceeds to utterly bite me on the ass), finish ALL my marking, and write 75
But wait, there's more.....
The rest of my to-do list is: Get drunk. Have fun. Act silly. Hug lots. Ass grab if the moment is right. Take pictures. Call IIF's with Dial-a-Shots.
Fuck the rest..I think I'll just focus on the last bit.
Please DO !
I refer to ass-grabs, get drunk and focus on the last bit of the to-do list.
Coming soon darlin'!
Coming SOON !
Sorry I had to leave girlie chat so abruptly.
See you soon!
Oh how I wish I could be there.
Sigh.
My no ass will have to wait to be attempted to be grabbed by the CBGC later.
Put me on that dial-a-shot list!Sorry to miss all the fun!
Thank-you for reminding me... bring my ass.
Got it.