Quick question

It's the beginning of a Tier Two token, first hand.

I am on the button and am dealt A2D.

First two players fold, third player raises to T60 (3xBB). Everyone folds around, I call. Yeah, I know it's A with a crappy kicker, but it's early and I don't mind losing T60 to see how some players will play.

Everyone else folds, it's down to me and PegPlaying. Flop is 2A5 rainbow, the 5 is a diamond. She bets T60 again, I raise to T180, she calls.

Turn is Kd. She bets T180. I raise to the size of the pot. She goes all in. I insta-call. I will admit, I did not stop and think this through, but I had outs up the wazoo.

Cards flip over, she has JJ black.

River card comes...and it's a jack.

The jack of hearts to be precise.

My comment in the chat: sigh.

Other players typed gg, what a suckout, horrible river, in the chat.

Her comment: What, no one's going to tell me nh?

My question here for you, dear readers, is this: Was I justified in calling her a retarded monkey, unworthy of congratulating?

I think I was.

13 Responses to “Quick question”

  1. # Blogger bayne_s

    She sucks out a one outer after an Ace flops and thinks she played hand well? Chad might have gotten his chat banned again if this happened to him.

    Please provide player id so we can justifiable abuse this Donkey.

    Calling her a retarded Monkey would be an affront to retarded Monkeys  

  2. # Blogger Island Bum

    She should have just kept quiet realizing how lucky she was and just played on. And if someone had said nh just admit the luck she just got thrown at her. I hope she got knocked out with no token or money. and preferably soon after you got out.  

  3. # Blogger Mr Subliminal

    There's nothing more gutwrenching than moronic play being rewarded.  

  4. # Blogger meanhappyguy

    LOL @ Bayne's comment!

    I was going to answer "yes!" but Bayne put it so much more eloquently.  

  5. # Blogger Iakaris aka I.A.K.

    yeah it's an interesting moral dilemna only for the disservice you do simians.  

  6. # Blogger lightning36

    This kind of play is the ultimate in donkey play. Nothing like someone unwilling to fold when so obviously behind, only to hit the miracle one or two outer.

    The last time this happened to me, I believe that I shouted "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" as my wireless mouse flew through the air ...  

  7. # Blogger Michael Albert

    Far be it from me to defend monkeys, retarded or otherwise, but had it been this particular retarded monkey the "What, is no one ..." comment would have been made ironically.

    Though, as I can count the number of hands I've played to the river on an A high no J flop with JJ on the fingers of my left foot, the opportunity should not arise.  

  8. # Blogger Astin

    I fail to see the point of expending the energy required to do that. One is much better served into focusing that rage towards making her head explode over the Internet.  

  9. # Blogger SirFWALGMan

    of course.. you maybe should have jammed the flop though.. not because of her hand but if your against AK/AQ you want to get them out if you can.. A2 2 pair is vulnerable but a good hand.. she probably calls anyways but at least your saying strongly "I HAVE AN ACE!".. she sucks..

    On a sidenote I am still trying to remember that everyone who plays these things suck and we should expect that..  

  10. # Blogger pokerpeaker

    You only called her a retarded monkey? I think you were being NICE.  

  11. # Blogger Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo

    The play is not justifiable, period, the other commenters I think already hit that on the head.

    Sometimes when I know I can tilt a guy I might say "nh" to someone who sucks out on him by making a fidiotic fonkeyplay. Maybe that's what she had in mind?  

  12. # Blogger StatikKling

    I might have said, "nh donk", but then again.. I'm a donk too..

    But yes, you were justified in calling her a retarded monkey, unworthy of congratulating?  

  13. # Blogger BurnleyMik

    I think you were very gracious considering!!!!

    You could have had a Phil Hellmuth monent there!!



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