Me dad always told me that one should always be growing, should look for new experiences and try something new, even if you secretly think it's a bit flakey.
Ok, ok, that last bit was mine, but you get his drift.
With that in mind, I am going to my first ever yoga class tomorrow (Friday) after work. Hopefully after that I will be calm and relaxed. Calm enough that I no longer feel the desire to rip the fins off of fish or ears off donkeys.
Because I am running out of cheap and breakable items, and am really just a few more fugly bad beats away from being in the news.
Edit: Relaxing, my ass. I can't get into half the poses without either adding a new joint or going for liposuction, the rubber compound smell coming off the yoga mat gave me a headache, and my hands kept slipping. Oh, and I forgot to bring a sports bra so the underwire on my lacy sexy bra nearly maimed me for life. Screw this, I'm going back to alcohol.
Ok, ok, that last bit was mine, but you get his drift.
With that in mind, I am going to my first ever yoga class tomorrow (Friday) after work. Hopefully after that I will be calm and relaxed. Calm enough that I no longer feel the desire to rip the fins off of fish or ears off donkeys.
Because I am running out of cheap and breakable items, and am really just a few more fugly bad beats away from being in the news.
Edit: Relaxing, my ass. I can't get into half the poses without either adding a new joint or going for liposuction, the rubber compound smell coming off the yoga mat gave me a headache, and my hands kept slipping. Oh, and I forgot to bring a sports bra so the underwire on my lacy sexy bra nearly maimed me for life. Screw this, I'm going back to alcohol.
hangin there it turns around, it always does
I'd take a few days off, let the tilt fade. Also, if you're not there for the bad luck to find, it will move on to someone else, right?
Or, play low-limits for a few days if you need a poker fix. $1 SnG's, 0.10/0.20 Cash, etc.. and play like pure donkey. It will give you a cheap break from actually caring about it.
Yoga is very relaxing..I suspect you will like it. The alternate is a heavy punching bag - wonderful stress reliever. I just can't picture where it would fit in your place.
::hugs::
::martinis::
Maybe the funniest thing I've read in a week - perhaps because I also just decided to take yoga and found my corpulence poorly equipped for it.
Punching bag it is.
Oh my god that has got to be the best thing I have read in a long time... I almost shat myself laughing out loud... luckily I am working alone right now! Bad part is that it is Sunday and I am sick and tired of reading about CROX.