From a knitting blog I found:
Damn...I wish I'd written it!
If you are easily offended by gratuitious snark, overused obscenities, incessant hateration, blatant sexual overtones, criminal mischief, unabashed narcissism, generally evil bitchiness, and a complete disregard for every last one of the Ten Commandments, it would behoove you to seek refuge in a more morally sound blog. Consider yourself warned.
Damn...I wish I'd written it!
hateration might be the best word ever...