For about three hundred and forty-five days of the year, I love my life. I have a meaningful job where I make enough for my basic needs (and a few extras), I have friends and a husband who loves me, I have a family that doesn't make me mental, and I have hobbies and interests that keep me sharp and let me be creative.
The other twenty days can be broken down like this:
Like this weekend. Blogger hijinks are happening in Key West, and while I appreciate the promises of Dial-A-Shots, it's just not the same.
Have fun, you bastards *grin.
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However, for the rest of us, thankfully there's the intarweb, that great collection of tubes that brought us all together in the first place.
And on Friday, AlCantHang's birthday, is a special edition of the Blogger Donkament:
The Birthday Boy contributed a cool hunnert to the prize pool, so I think it behooves us to play in true AlCcantHang fashion: drunk.
So stock up on SoCo (or your poison of choice), click the automatic rebuy button, and lets have some fun!
The other twenty days can be broken down like this:
- 12-13 days of the year I ride the hormone rollercoaster, and will hate everything about everything.
- 5 days of the year must be spent on duty visits to in-laws.
- 2 days of the year where I wish I had someone else's life.
Like this weekend. Blogger hijinks are happening in Key West, and while I appreciate the promises of Dial-A-Shots, it's just not the same.
Have fun, you bastards *grin.
****
However, for the rest of us, thankfully there's the intarweb, that great collection of tubes that brought us all together in the first place.
And on Friday, AlCantHang's birthday, is a special edition of the Blogger Donkament:
The Birthday Boy contributed a cool hunnert to the prize pool, so I think it behooves us to play in true AlCcantHang fashion: drunk.
So stock up on SoCo (or your poison of choice), click the automatic rebuy button, and lets have some fun!
Key West is soooo awesome too. Would be the most laid-back blogger gathering of all time.
Damn.